The Story of Taylor Swift–my laptop.
My desktop background has been a cute picture of Taylor Swift for a while now. Over time, I have grown to realize that she is truly the perfect girl. She never talks back, tells me the time every half hour (you know the saying, “she wouldn’t even tell you the time of day!”), comes with me everywhere, and she does what I want when I want!
After explaining all that to my friend Kara, she influenced me to name my laptop Taylor Swift. So I did. Probably the worst decision ever.
For a few days, Taylor and I were doing great. All happy with sunshine, rainbows, candy gumdrops, the whole deal. After one week, I realized that her LCD screen was very loose! I was able to wiggle the screen left and right about 1/4″. Now, I love Tayor Swift, and at this point I was going to do anything to keep her well so it was time to operate.
The operation was long, painstaking, and difficult, but she made it through. She was all back together, all nicely tightened, and beautious. NOW the big test, time to start ‘er up. With just the battery in I push the power button — nothing happens.
“Okay, maybe I just need to plug it in…=\” beads of sweat begin to form on my forehead. I plug it in, wait a moment, and push the power button.
A THICK PLUME OF WHITE SMOKE BEGINS TO RISE FROM NEAR THE POWER ADAPTER.
OMG OMG OmG OMGomgOmagp!!1?!1!?1??!o1ineieinioenoe1!?1?!?!/1!/11?
UNpLUG, REMoVE BATERTY, etc etc etc!!11!11
and that’s what happened.
So I took it to the apple store:
They couldn’t help.
So now it’s a desktop machine.
Here she is:
